A man called the hospital where his pregnant wife was admitted. He was accidentally connected to the Lord's Cricket Ground.
"So how did it go ?", he asked.
The person on the other side of the line said, "We've got four out and expect to have the rest out before lunch. The last one was a duck."
My wife says she's leaving me due to my obsession with cricket.
I'll be honest, it's knocked me for six.
A cricket walks into a store selling goods for sports, looking to buy a baseball bat.
He walks up to the clerk,
"Where are the baseball bats located, please?" The cricket asks.
The clerk is, not surprisingly, shocked to see a talking cricket. But he decides to play it cool.
"Over there," the clerk says, "Hey! Do you know we have a sport named after you?"
The cricket is shocked.
"What? You have a sport called Keith?"
I've been trying to think of a name for my Cricket shop.
But I'm stumped.
Edward took his girlfriend to a test match. Not only did she not understand the game, she was completely bored. After tea, a batsman hit a powerful six over the long on boundary. "Thank heavens! Now they got rid of the ball!" she shouted in delight. "Now we can all go home!"
